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This entry describing semi recent developments is
1) To commemorate the one year anniversary of The Undead Odd Couple
2) For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sophiaplease, because every time we meet up, s/he lets me talk for five years and we never get anything done.
3) For the others of you that have a mild interest in mein RPJizzle (*Looks at Ninja*)
4) . If you collect gifs, please come in and take all you want.
5) Because smiles are good medicine.
It was inevitable. Rapunzel has finally been hit in the face with a cold, wet fish named Sapphira and Ivan are Doin' de Horizontal Mamba.
After a disturbing dream, Billie Joe and Rapunzel took themselves to the kitchen, intending to grab a quick snack.
They were very soon after joined by Sapphira, doing her thing fussing over the two of them and fixing a healthful dinner for Billie Joe, who was as appreciative as ever.
Now young Miss Pickman had something on her mind, and was very "IDGAF if we have an audience" about it. Without so much as a though as to Saffie's presence, she started verbally sexting Rapunzel, much to his humiliation. I mean, Sapphira's right there!
And when Sapphira misinterpreted the overheard conversation, Billie Joe was quick to tell her that no, she was not inquiring after Saffie's well being, she was actually trying to get some from the boy.
Quit interrupting my game, Abby Sciuto.
To make matters worse, Billie Joe started needling her over how her vampire boyfriend was the hotter vampire boyfriend. How Rude! Although...
vs
I guess she's kinda got a point.
While Rapunzel tries to pretend that he's not hearing this slander (nonono my sire is not hittin' dat, nonono), Ivan wanders in and gets hit with the shrapnel from Billie Joe's fire. Meanwhile, Sapphira's blush has caused her to catch on fire. And from the ashes, the phoenix rises.
Setting the shake down beside the generously stuffed club sandwich she'd made for the girl, Sapphira leaned in a bit close, her expression dark, her tone rueful, and the accompanying smile matching Billie Joe's for wickedness.
"If you think you can tear yourself away from your clumsy backseat fumbling half attempts to fall ass-backwards into an orgasm long enough to "accidentally" walk in on us, I'll leave the door unlocked and fetch you a notepad and pen. If you're going to use that word "fuck" so much, you may as well learn to do it properly. Don't be shy about taking a seat either- I'm sure I'll hardly notice you."
Point of Irony: Sapphira is tipping but it's Billie Joe who just got served.
"Oh Snap" indeed. N00blette's virgin card is still warm from being in her back pocket so long and she thinks she's a love goddess? Saffie begs to differ.
Anyway, this little snark attack confession comes as quite a shock to poor Rapunzel seeing as how Sapphira's his find and so technically his "blood pet". Besides that, she's more or less a hybrid of an Au Pehr and a best friend to him. To put it in simple terms, he doesn't know what is this and he doesn't even.
Not that Sapphira really notices at the moment, since she's just taken Billie Joe to school.
And Ivan's right there with two special deliveries. For Sapphira, a victory trophy. For Rapunzel and Billie Joe, a nice cold glass of TMI. On the rocks.
“On that note,” the vampire offered Sapphira his arm with the smuggest of smug looks, “What do you say, my dear? Up for being ravished by a mummy?”
His grin, which was broad, most definitely sported fangs. Children, feh!
Billie Joe and Rapunzel:
Sapphira looked very cheerful now and stretched her arms behind her back before answering.
"Oh, why not?" she asked, "I've done my yoga already today, so I'm properly stretched."
She started to take his arm, but at the last minute, changed her mind. Instead, she pressed her hands to his chest, gave Ivan's nose a quick, playful kiss, and took off in a springy run for the door, giggling as she went, obviously meaning to engage him in a short bit of hunter and quarry first.
Rapunzel:
Ivan gave chase with a growl straight out of the corniest cinema available, even curling his fingers into claws as he did so. Once he caught up with her, of course, he couldn't help but laugh. If there was one thing that consistently brought him joy, it was proving to the young just how little they knew.
He did, however, scoop her up off of her feet, since he'd been hamming it up already.
“Inspired,” he complimented, “They'll be scarred for life.”
Leaving the poor children to put that in their pipes and smoke it. The realization hits Billie Joe that the grown ups had, quote, "just run out of the room to have gross mummy sex."
Rapunzel's thoughts are none so complex.
I'm gonna go ahead and call this one for Count Fugula and the ink stained pin cushion.
I can't imagine there's anything to discuss, but since I have no other way to tell who read this, hit the comment button and leave an emoticon with some kinda face you made in the last three hours, plz.
1) To commemorate the one year anniversary of The Undead Odd Couple
2) For
sophiaplease, because every time we meet up, s/he lets me talk for five years and we never get anything done. 3) For the others of you that have a mild interest in mein RPJizzle (*Looks at Ninja*)
4) . If you collect gifs, please come in and take all you want.
5) Because smiles are good medicine.
It was inevitable. Rapunzel has finally been hit in the face with a cold, wet fish named Sapphira and Ivan are Doin' de Horizontal Mamba.
After a disturbing dream, Billie Joe and Rapunzel took themselves to the kitchen, intending to grab a quick snack.
They were very soon after joined by Sapphira, doing her thing fussing over the two of them and fixing a healthful dinner for Billie Joe, who was as appreciative as ever.
Now young Miss Pickman had something on her mind, and was very "IDGAF if we have an audience" about it. Without so much as a though as to Saffie's presence, she started verbally sexting Rapunzel, much to his humiliation. I mean, Sapphira's right there!
And when Sapphira misinterpreted the overheard conversation, Billie Joe was quick to tell her that no, she was not inquiring after Saffie's well being, she was actually trying to get some from the boy.
Quit interrupting my game, Abby Sciuto.
To make matters worse, Billie Joe started needling her over how her vampire boyfriend was the hotter vampire boyfriend. How Rude! Although...
vs
I guess she's kinda got a point.
While Rapunzel tries to pretend that he's not hearing this slander (nonono my sire is not hittin' dat, nonono), Ivan wanders in and gets hit with the shrapnel from Billie Joe's fire. Meanwhile, Sapphira's blush has caused her to catch on fire. And from the ashes, the phoenix rises.
Setting the shake down beside the generously stuffed club sandwich she'd made for the girl, Sapphira leaned in a bit close, her expression dark, her tone rueful, and the accompanying smile matching Billie Joe's for wickedness.
"If you think you can tear yourself away from your clumsy backseat fumbling half attempts to fall ass-backwards into an orgasm long enough to "accidentally" walk in on us, I'll leave the door unlocked and fetch you a notepad and pen. If you're going to use that word "fuck" so much, you may as well learn to do it properly. Don't be shy about taking a seat either- I'm sure I'll hardly notice you."
Point of Irony: Sapphira is tipping but it's Billie Joe who just got served.
"Oh Snap" indeed. N00blette's virgin card is still warm from being in her back pocket so long and she thinks she's a love goddess? Saffie begs to differ.
Anyway, this little snark attack confession comes as quite a shock to poor Rapunzel seeing as how Sapphira's his find and so technically his "blood pet". Besides that, she's more or less a hybrid of an Au Pehr and a best friend to him. To put it in simple terms, he doesn't know what is this and he doesn't even.
Not that Sapphira really notices at the moment, since she's just taken Billie Joe to school.
And Ivan's right there with two special deliveries. For Sapphira, a victory trophy. For Rapunzel and Billie Joe, a nice cold glass of TMI. On the rocks.
“On that note,” the vampire offered Sapphira his arm with the smuggest of smug looks, “What do you say, my dear? Up for being ravished by a mummy?”
His grin, which was broad, most definitely sported fangs. Children, feh!
Billie Joe and Rapunzel:
Sapphira looked very cheerful now and stretched her arms behind her back before answering.
"Oh, why not?" she asked, "I've done my yoga already today, so I'm properly stretched."
She started to take his arm, but at the last minute, changed her mind. Instead, she pressed her hands to his chest, gave Ivan's nose a quick, playful kiss, and took off in a springy run for the door, giggling as she went, obviously meaning to engage him in a short bit of hunter and quarry first.
Rapunzel:
Ivan gave chase with a growl straight out of the corniest cinema available, even curling his fingers into claws as he did so. Once he caught up with her, of course, he couldn't help but laugh. If there was one thing that consistently brought him joy, it was proving to the young just how little they knew.
He did, however, scoop her up off of her feet, since he'd been hamming it up already.
“Inspired,” he complimented, “They'll be scarred for life.”
Leaving the poor children to put that in their pipes and smoke it. The realization hits Billie Joe that the grown ups had, quote, "just run out of the room to have gross mummy sex."
Rapunzel's thoughts are none so complex.
I'm gonna go ahead and call this one for Count Fugula and the ink stained pin cushion.
I can't imagine there's anything to discuss, but since I have no other way to tell who read this, hit the comment button and leave an emoticon with some kinda face you made in the last three hours, plz.