ETA For Everyone

[harp]

First off, if you want to request comfort art to help you heal from The Carpet Book, come here. I fancy this my own littl clinic, though I have no scanner yet. I'll try to get them all done, but you've got to be detailed about what you want. I'm talking detailed! And because I'm just a wanker, I'll probably serve the needs of Harmonians and Slashers first. After all, the Harmonians did get the worst of it and the Slashers... well, I serve my own first! ^_^

Secondly, I have temporarily set my journal to a plus account. That's right. Whoring out my journal as well as my art. I need as many icons as I can get. JK Rowling what the bloody f*ck were you thinking? AS/S forever (and I'm not even a Draco/Harry fan!)

It's us against the DieNevers (AKA the ass-kissing JK can do no wrong folks) and I am prepared to throw down. Screw my depression. A slasher never says die.

Icons I Want

1: AS/S- Bringing R/D and H/D fans together (in snark)
2: AS/S- Have your Dron and Drarry too!
3: AS/S- A slasher never says Die
4: Remus and Sirius: Were in ur afterlife, havin' ghost s3x!
5: Ginny/Hermione Harry/Ron: OBHWF I can get into
6: Harry/Ron IS canon, bitches!

And tomorrow I shall upload my comic I call "The Tables Have Turned"

EDIT: I got my icons! Thanks, heydigital!!

Comments

[ladyumbra.livejournal.com]

Holy hell carpet book is painful to read. I understand that death happens and in war death can be pointless ( I mean I can justify mad eye's death but fuck even he got attention)

May I request some sort of Ghost Fred/George hugging pic ( I fail at details) Of all the deaths splitting up the twins was the most unfair I mean it just rips at the heart.

[harpsi-fizz.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. I'll make it nice and petty for you. ... Damn that sadistic witch Jo Ro. I mean, I could see how that death would be powerful (war is a bitch, ect) but she didn't even go into how George dealt with it, so wtf was the point?!?! I'll bet she only did it to stop twincest fic.

[harpsi-fizz.livejournal.com]

I can't even tell if you're kidding 'bout the Snape/Hermione thinkg... o.0

[ozen.livejournal.com]

I'm particularly fond of the "All is NOT well" and the "hot ghost secks" icons.

JK can take her happy-go-lucky Disney-ass endings and ram 'em up her ASS.

And I'm still fuming about her treatment of Lupin's death. It was just... an afterthought, really, which is a HUGE mistake considering that he's a fairly popular character. Harry should've slashed his fucking wrists b/c he couldn't bear to be parted from Lupin. Much better ending that way.

[harpsi-fizz.livejournal.com]

Holy... Oh, man, I can't believe I forgot about you and Evan and your Lupin!love. I was thinking "wait, is it Casie who loved him?" because you know--- Casie/Lupin/Draco and Hermione/Reed and Mutt/Sirius (and Pan-whipped Ron), I forgot about...

Oh, Oz, I'm SO sorry. You're right, that was just a bitchy thing to do. And off-screen no less. And before he could come out of the closet as bi.

[shantari.livejournal.com]

Fanart offers? Hmmm, having seen your take on Ron/Luna and loving Ron/Luna as much as I do, I would like to request a Ron/Luna pic. Maybe one involving their patronuses, seeing as dogs lie to chase bunnies, and I thought that was cute.

But if you'd rather draw H/Hr or slash, I would like to see your version of the evil!H/Hr in Riddle-vision. Plz? :D

[pianolady.livejournal.com]

At the release party I went to, someone drew the funniest comic. I only saw it breifly, but I remember what it said.

First panel Harry and Lupin
lupin: Harry I have something to tell you.
Harry: What?
second panel
Lupin: I'm a werewolve
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
thrid panel
Lupin: Uh...That too.
Harry: !

I cracked up for HOURS when I saw it!

Ooo.. *Takes Harpy up on her offer*

[popsicle-fox.livejournal.com]

I've got a request! *Jumps up and down*

Remember in the Dron thread, when I said it sounded like Draco became Crabbe and Goyle's bitch during DH because of how badly they treated him? I.e., they used Draco as a whore to earn themselves some quick cash -- Crabbe could just torture Draco if he refused, what with Alecto running shit and the Malfoy name being worthless, and they're too stupid to use him themselves...

If you draw me a picture of Draco sitting in a bathroom stall -- toilet closed, obviously -- with Crabbe and Goyle (or just their shadows) looming on either side of the stall.. and Draco looking up (expecting the next in line to use him; tears or blood or cum on his face would be a-fucking-mazing) in fear... ohmygod, I'd love you so much. :D I can picture Crabbe and Goyle doing that so easily...

I'll even write you a drabble if you want XD

And I don't mind waiting.

Re: Ooo.. *Takes Harpy up on hir offer*

[harpsi-fizz.livejournal.com]

Hwaaaaow! Well, that's a sexy image! I'll give it a go!

I'm a boy, though -_^

Re: Ooo.. *Takes Harpy up on hir offer*

[popsicle-fox.livejournal.com]

..*Facedesk*

I'm not used to typing "hir," so though I thought it, I typed "her" anyway.

I'm sorry. *Hangs head.. then holds hand out to be smacked with a ruler*

Re: Ooo.. *Takes Harpy up on hir offer*

[harpsi-fizz.livejournal.com]

Awww, that's ok! I just changed a few months ago anyhow, so how was anyone new to my art!journal s'possed to know?