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George de Mestral invented velcro and it was patented in 1955.
That must mean I know at least one person older than velcro. Woah, does that mean that John Mccain is older than Velcro? Must look that up.
*While looking it up* "Make Sarah Palin take the INS test"? Do they have the questions online? Kinda makes America look like a club. Answer these questions to pass! Other countries do that? Wonder how many people in the US could pass.
Ha-ha-ha-Waaaaowwwww are they really asking that? You could really come up with some really snarky/smartmouth answers for these. Babby Pissed-off-about-Bush Harp would have loved to answer some of these. So would Northland-True-Blue-Kerry-Stanning-Air-America-Radio-directly-Injected-Into-Veins Harp. But even today's Grown=up-and-No-Longer-a-Screaming-Activist-Just-Gonna-Keep-Trolling-and-LOLing Harp sees some lulz opportunities in there.
Troll Self Test If you can read through these questions without thinking of one single smartass/snarky/cheeky answer, you are a golden soul with no trolling in your heart. If you do think of something less than srs, you have to write it in the comments C:
9. What is the 4th of July?
10. What is the date of Independence Day?
11. Independence from whom? Our mom lulz no just kidding -(Troll)
16. Who elects the President of the United States?
17. Who becomes President of the United States if the President should die?
18. For how long do we elect the President?
20. Can the Constitution be changed? yes but only to discriminate against gays, Laaawl j/k j/k no but for real doe
21. What do we call a change to the Constitution?
26. Who makes the laws in the United States?Microsoft
27. What is the Congress?
28. What are the duties of Congress?
29. Who elects the Congress?
44. Can you name thirteen original states?
45. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death."?
47. What are the 49th and 50th states of the Union?
49. Who was Martin Luther King, Jr.?
50. Who is the head of your local government? my wife ha-ha no i tease with love obvs
78. What kind of government does the United States have?
That must mean I know at least one person older than velcro. Woah, does that mean that John Mccain is older than Velcro? Must look that up.
*While looking it up* "Make Sarah Palin take the INS test"? Do they have the questions online? Kinda makes America look like a club. Answer these questions to pass! Other countries do that? Wonder how many people in the US could pass.
Ha-ha-ha-Waaaaowwwww are they really asking that? You could really come up with some really snarky/smartmouth answers for these. Babby Pissed-off-about-Bush Harp would have loved to answer some of these. So would Northland-True-Blue-Kerry-Stanning-Air-America-Radio-directly-Injected-Into-Veins Harp. But even today's Grown=up-and-No-Longer-a-Screaming-Activist-Just-Gonna-Keep-Trolling-and-LOLing Harp sees some lulz opportunities in there.
Troll Self Test If you can read through these questions without thinking of one single smartass/snarky/cheeky answer, you are a golden soul with no trolling in your heart. If you do think of something less than srs, you have to write it in the comments C:
9. What is the 4th of July?
10. What is the date of Independence Day?
11. Independence from whom? Our mom lulz no just kidding -(Troll)
16. Who elects the President of the United States?
17. Who becomes President of the United States if the President should die?
18. For how long do we elect the President?
20. Can the Constitution be changed? yes but only to discriminate against gays, Laaawl j/k j/k no but for real doe
21. What do we call a change to the Constitution?
26. Who makes the laws in the United States?
27. What is the Congress?
28. What are the duties of Congress?
29. Who elects the Congress?
44. Can you name thirteen original states?
45. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death."?
47. What are the 49th and 50th states of the Union?
49. Who was Martin Luther King, Jr.?
50. Who is the head of your local government? my wife ha-ha no i tease with love obvs
78. What kind of government does the United States have?
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Date: Saturday, July 6th, 2013 03:47 am (UTC)From:And after looking for a long time (and getting hella distracted) I found this thing you might also love- Mike Smith's Snarky Answers to the Leaky Cauldron Harry Potter Test.
Question 4. Who delivers Harry's acceptance to Hogwarts letter?
You wrote: Mr. McFeely
Question 26. What did Fred suggest the D.A. name themselves?
You wrote: Something stupid, because it's Fred.
Question 38. What is the first spell Moody used on the spider in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class?
You wrote: Waddedup Tissuepaperus
(That one's my favorite)
Mike's great- he read and reviewed all the books, despised the majority, and really makes some good points. He was great for the kind of Harry Potter fan the fandom turned me into (someone who liked the books but enjoyed people tearing into them because of how a lot of other fans behaved).
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Date: Saturday, July 6th, 2013 04:31 am (UTC)From:Heh... interesting indeed. I'll check that out...
I remember Mike Smith's snarks from a while back - I probably should check them out again.
(Myself, I always liked the books [except for OOTP], but eh... I got into fandom via snark communities, and I'm always fond of snark. The target didn't particularly matter. If the book looks like a Mary-Sue romance and quacks like a Mary-Sue romance, I don't particularly care if it's labeled 'Harry Potter and the Sexy New American Transfer Student' or 'Harry Potther and the Half-Blood Prince'. :P)
Thanks for the link!