Stuff I Found Out While Not Doing the Last 20 Questions of Embalming Homework

[harp]

George de Mestral invented velcro and it was patented in 1955.

That must mean I know at least one person older than velcro. Woah, does that mean that John Mccain is older than Velcro? Must look that up.

*While looking it up* "Make Sarah Palin take the INS test"? Do they have the questions online? Kinda makes America look like a club. Answer these questions to pass! Other countries do that? Wonder how many people in the US could pass.

Ha-ha-ha-Waaaaowwwww are they really asking that? You could really come up with some really snarky/smartmouth answers for these. Babby Pissed-off-about-Bush Harp would have loved to answer some of these. So would Northland-True-Blue-Kerry-Stanning-Air-America-Radio-directly-Injected-Into-Veins Harp. But even today's Grown=up-and-No-Longer-a-Screaming-Activist-Just-Gonna-Keep-Trolling-and-LOLing Harp sees some lulz opportunities in there.

Troll Self Test If you can read through these questions without thinking of one single smartass/snarky/cheeky answer, you are a golden soul with no trolling in your heart. If you do think of something less than srs, you have to write it in the comments C:


9. What is the 4th of July?

10. What is the date of Independence Day?

11. Independence from whom? Our mom lulz no just kidding -(Troll)

16. Who elects the President of the United States?

17. Who becomes President of the United States if the President should die?

18. For how long do we elect the President?

20. Can the Constitution be changed? yes but only to discriminate against gays, Laaawl j/k j/k no but for real doe

21. What do we call a change to the Constitution?

26. Who makes the laws in the United States? Microsoft

27. What is the Congress?

28. What are the duties of Congress?

29. Who elects the Congress?

44. Can you name thirteen original states?

45. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death."?

47. What are the 49th and 50th states of the Union?

49. Who was Martin Luther King, Jr.?

50. Who is the head of your local government? my wife ha-ha no i tease with love obvs

78. What kind of government does the United States have?

Comments

[seventhbard]

I think I'm just a bit bitter in general right now, I'm feeling pretty brittle because I'm having kind of a brainsplosion-and-therapy-epiphanies time at the moment. Things in my head are just... shifting around in prep of the next big changes in my life. Mostly I just sort of still feel... unwanted, for lack of a better word (which feels insecure and unsafe). Trying simply to find a place to be and a way to feel about it isn't as straightforward as I used to think!

And thanks, that still makes me feel really good. *hugs* :)